This is a story about a boy, a boy named Bob to be exact, and his bling jing bag. One day Bob made a super-powered nuclear evil robot destroying- kick ass hand-made one-of-kind leather bag. Not knowing what he created he had no idea that his world was about to change.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, this is no bedazzlin´ kind of story, it is a story of laughter and tears, good times and bad, and it begins with a trip to the moon...bag in hand, vision in sight. Life seemed great as Bob walked down the street with his bling jing bag.
Over time people began to notice his bling. People swarmed as that were attracted to the bling and wanted a piece of their own. Who wouldn´t, his bags were rumored to hold the bling of rap stars everywhere. Everyone wanted some of Bob´s bling. Unfortunately not everyone was equally impressed. Evil forces began to descend upon Bob and his bling and left Bob, for once in his life, speechless.
The evil forces of the Gonowheres had begun their attack trying to steal his bling from him and everyone who had or wanted it. If they couldn´t have it no one could. Bob began to wonder about the powers of bling. He wondered how something so peaceful and beautiful could create so much hostility. Bob felt like he was in the bottom of a hole, never to see the light of day.
The people began to wonder where Bob and his bling bags had gone until one day an old man found him bruised and battered in a field, was it the Gonowheres or was it a UFO? We don´t really know to be exact and that is not important anyway. What is important is that this is where Bob began his "Miyagi Do" style training. With fire in his eyes and his master by his side they trained for many moons until that unforgettable day when Bob returned to fight evil powers.
It was like a switch was thrown. There was no stopping him. Confident that he could fight off anything that came his way Bob began to create more and more of everything. Getting people everywhere the bling they desired. This caused people to rejoice everywhere. Their bling baby was back, better then ever, and everyone could see his determination.
Even the evil forces could not withstand Bob and his bling. It was much too powerful for the people had spoken. The bling and their bling baby is what they wanted. Everyone began to band together helping in ways Bob never thought possible and spread the powers of the bling everywhere. And this ladies and gentlemen, made Bob so very happy.
